these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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