i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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