real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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