Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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