She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
there is glitter all over my balls
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