I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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