So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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