You can't motorboat a personality
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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