just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he was CRYING into my vagina
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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