You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
