Are we in a gay sports bar?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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