You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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