im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
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