Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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