David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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