the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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