So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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