Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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