no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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