I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He did a backflip because drugs
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