what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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