"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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