dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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