I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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