Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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