Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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