Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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