come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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