Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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