Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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