My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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