have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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