well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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