ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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