In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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