Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
