Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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