so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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