I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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