hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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