what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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