Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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