He asked to "fluff my boner.."
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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