There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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