some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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