just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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