Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
high people should be assigned attendants
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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