therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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