dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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