he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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