I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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