I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm just crazy horny about you
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
