the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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