The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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