I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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